OH MY GOD.
Movie Reviews page is ACTIVATED, BOOSTERS AT MAXXXIMUM.

Go check them out, because they are my faaavorite.

[Posted by Dr. Josh on July 23, 2004]

[August 2, 2004 11:27 AM] - Just woke up.. And realized that i'd love to play some kick-ass games. But i didn't know where to find them. That's why i'm pleased to announce that i'm getting off my lazy ass and work on the games page for the oh-so-legendary Drhomealone. I'm gonna try to have it up by.. ah-HUMMMM, maybe Thursday, weather permitting. So get your clicker fingers ready, kids, because we have some good shit lined up for you. Oh, and be ready for the profile page too. Much laffs.

-Dr. Josh

[July 26, 2004 5:20 PM] - We're watching Willow right now, but that's besides the point. THE MOVIE REVIEW PAGE IS UP, and has been for a few days. Lots of new reviews on there. Dr. Max wrote reviews for Dodgeball, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, and Vanilla Sky. I wrote reviews for Operation Dumbo Drop and The Good Son, and I wrote a book on The Passion of the Christ. Dr. Josh wrote a review on Braveheart, and tag-teamed a review with Dr. Max on Dr. Mnemonic. We've also received a Bear in the Big Blue House review, and a Sleepaway Camp 3 review, from various nurses. More to come, so keep lookin'. It's looking like the games page is gonna be the next page up, just because it's the easiest. Rock.

-Dr. Grayson

[July 9, 2004 2:02 AM] - We've been working on the site for nine hours in the past two days. As Josh put it, "Jesuer dude. That's a long time." It is now 2:03 in the AM and we've decided to give you a taste of the new. Josh and I brainstormed like mad on ideas for what to write for our first update in around two months. We thought it should be informative, and give people a heads-up on what's gonna happen and inform those of you who don't know us personally on why the site's been down. So we decided that we should write about everthing that has happened since we last updated. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Shit. That's a long fuckin' time." Yes. You think the truth. However, in these past two months, exactly nothing interesting has happened. Nothing. We haven't worked on the site. No one's been killed or beaten or kidnapped. Nothing. Hence, we must create a something to fill in the nothing. The following is an attempted solution to that problem. It may not be true, and it may not be false, but it may be terrifying.

SINCE THE LAST UPDATE (ADD ZOMBIES)

I wake up. It's a brand new day. Max and I suddenly go "holy god the site looks like shit. Html? Yes." So, we decided to HALT everything and get someone to help us with the site. By someone, we meant someone who wouldn't interfere with creative input or anything like that. We needed someone who knew the ropes, and was willing to help us day and night for no reason at all. Then a motherfucking zombie reached inside the chick's throat and fucking pulled out her lungs! I was like "FUCK-UCK" and she was like "dead". Blood was fucking everywhere and the bitch looked fucking disgusting. One day we were talking with Josh and out of nowhere he's like "I know the ropes" and we're like "you help us" and he's like "I help you." So we pretend to start working on the site. We make a front page with Max hitting me with a shovel, and make a contest so that other people can do the work for us. "Must have brains!!!" it screeched as it punched a hole clean through my chest. I grabbed the heartless-undead-son-of-a-bitch by the hair and smashed his stupid face into a bicycle rack. Max then dry-humped the fucker and we took a picture. So for a while Josh has been on vacation, and we haven't been able to do jack on the site. But now, he's back, and he jumped right on the bandwagon. After feeding on the babies in the hospitals, they headed for the retirement homes. The old and weak are easy targets for the no-longer-living. This just proved to me once and for all that they don't do it for the chase; the sport of it all. They feed on the living because that's all they know. Max and I are leaving for a week this coming Sunday, but as soon as we get back we'll get our asses in gear and finish this bitch. Thanks for keeping up with the site. We hope we don't disappoint you.

Oh, and I got a haircut.

- Dr. Grayson